[The problem with being the socially awkward straightman in your friend group is that you're really bad at recognizing when someone is teasing you, which is why his eyes widen a bit at the suggestion.]
Target? Hang on.
[She's joking. She must be-! ...Oh, she's joking. Okay, he deserved that.]
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Target? Hang on.
[She's joking. She must be-! ...Oh, she's joking. Okay, he deserved that.]