"..." Of course there'd be a gotcha. He groans inwardly, and sighs outwardly, folding his fan again and shifting his tail.

"There are performers on stage. Singing. You don't see them, but they're the focus." He grimaces, back to fanning his face and thinking. "If they have this kind of pull, there's a reason. Can you investigate that stage to see if there's any object hidden under or by it?"