My new pal, y'all thicker than a snickers. I just told you. Conversation. A name. Can I add 'for you to stop bein' a l'il bitch' on top of that, because you're gonna drive me to fuckin' drink.

（ caveat: not hard. he drinks like a fish anyways. ）

See, I hail from the wondrous land of Toronto, where it's rude not to give a man ya name.