Ah, the good ol' 'there can be only one', princes of the universe shtick. （ in his best sean connery impression: ） I bet that bolsters the spirit, son.
（ he throws himself down onto the nearest bed. sprawls out, limbs askew like a particularly artless spider. like he owns the place. maybe he does. maybe this is his room now, and he's going to make this surly bastard move. ）
Nah, doesn't work. Neither does （ he ticks his fingers down obligingly with each item on the bucket list: ） Nuclear bombs, falling out of low orbit, the pressure at the bottom of the Marinara Trench （ yes. marinara. he's like that. ） Uh... dingoes? Vampires. They're fun, though. Love me a good set of chompers.
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（ he throws himself down onto the nearest bed. sprawls out, limbs askew like a particularly artless spider. like he owns the place. maybe he does. maybe this is his room now, and he's going to make this surly bastard move. ）
Nah, doesn't work. Neither does （ he ticks his fingers down obligingly with each item on the bucket list: ） Nuclear bombs, falling out of low orbit, the pressure at the bottom of the Marinara Trench （ yes. marinara. he's like that. ） Uh... dingoes? Vampires. They're fun, though. Love me a good set of chompers.