all that power, all that history, all the skill and knowledge and strength and speed in the world. super healing! badass skills! irreverent street savoir faire! like, that's all well and good and whatever, but his brain can only do so much at once and right now he's got my heart will go on playing on a loop and eating up a shitload of bandwidth because why didn't rose just share the door, fuck's sake and so yeah that whole dick kick? (not to be confused with: dick pic)
misses it coming entirely.
and like, (CELESTIAL BULLSHIT ASIDE) he's still basically a human. or his world's version of a human. nuts in all the right places. gonads or go home.
sure his pain tolerance is like, (STATIC NOISES) but he's still a dude. so he does in fact let the guy go, give him a very pointed look of annoyance and then. turn around.
brace one hand against the closed door.
wheeze out a breath.
and if he hears carver move a muscle he will hold up one hand, pointer finger held aloft. ）
Gimme a fuckin' minute. You come at me again with god as my witness I will bite your balls off and force feed them （ WHEEZE ） back to you like a fucking mother bird having a really bad day.
i did not have 'why don't i have a 'kicked in the dick' icon' on my tdm bingo card but here we are
all that power, all that history, all the skill and knowledge and strength and speed in the world. super healing! badass skills! irreverent street savoir faire! like, that's all well and good and whatever, but his brain can only do so much at once and right now he's got my heart will go on playing on a loop and eating up a shitload of bandwidth because why didn't rose just share the door, fuck's sake and so yeah that whole dick kick? (not to be confused with: dick pic)
misses it coming entirely.
and like, (CELESTIAL BULLSHIT ASIDE) he's still basically a human. or his world's version of a human. nuts in all the right places. gonads or go home.
sure his pain tolerance is like, (STATIC NOISES) but he's still a dude. so he does in fact let the guy go, give him a very pointed look of annoyance and then. turn around.
brace one hand against the closed door.
wheeze out a breath.
and if he hears carver move a muscle he will hold up one hand, pointer finger held aloft. ）
Gimme a fuckin' minute. You come at me again with god as my witness I will bite your balls off and force feed them （ WHEEZE ） back to you like a fucking mother bird having a really bad day.