[Ah, yes, her mind has caught up with her! Which is to say, she's still entirely shocked by the very casual way the title 'river god' has been dropped. Flustered sleeves start wagging, and her high little voice starts stammering:]

Wait, you're not teasing me, are you?!

Because I'll have you know, just because I'm open-minded doesn't mean I'm going to fall for silly tricks!

[... She absolutely would fall for silly tricks.]