Holy shit! Haha, that's freaking awesome! You're better than any magician, dude. Mostly because you're actually doing the stuff they're pretending to do — no offense to magicians.

[... He's gonna reach out to pet the scale-shaped spots on Jake's arm.

Because he wants to know if he feels like a doggy, bro.]

Godzilla's a giant radioactive, bipedal reptile that breathes atomic heat beams.

Also super awesome. And not as far from the real thing as anyone thought.

[A pause.]

I mean, the real thing being the creatures you're replicating right now.