[Naruto's arrival had him confined to a bed in the infirmary, with scientists or doctors or whoever the hell these people were hovering over him. In fairness to them, if someone showed up with what seems to be a transplanted arm, it should probably get checked out. Things only got weirder as tests and scans begin to show that it's partly his dna, partly not, and why the hell is there genetic code resembling trees in there?
The screeching doesn't stop as the blond teen is doing his best to scramble out of the bed, he doesn't have time for this!]
I already told you guys, I'm fine! I don't need any anti-- anti..uh.. whatever those pills were, I don't need it! Granny Tsunade grew this arm for me and it works just fine! [So there!]
[Slipping past the doctor (?) hovering over him, Naruto is free at last..! Until he realises that he is still in some very blue, very boring hospital wear.]
Uh.. hey. Gimme my clothes back. I gotta go, y'know!
// PART II // KITCHEN
[Being abducted is hard work! After moseying around the facility for a bit, hoping to either find someone he knows or something that give him a clue on how to get home, Naruto eventually comes across the kitchens.
His stomach rumbles, right on cue.
If anyone happens to enter they will find Naruto sitting on the shoulders of one of his own clones, using the extra boost in height to check out the top shelves of some sort of pantry.]
C'mon, Ramen-chan~ I know you're in here~
// NETWORK //
[a text entry appears but it seems to be a bunch of jumbled garbage as someone or something appears to be struggling with teaching naruto how to use the network features.]
Username: Uh- Naruto?
I don't really get how thinking about something can send messages? It doesn't make sense. Unless it's a super cool mind transfer jutsu like Ino's! Is that what this is? Can I use that now? Whaddya mean it ain't? Yeah-- I'm thinking about it now! I see it! I dunno how that's gonna send to people though. And how do you know what's going to be sent? What if you're trying to think about a message but then you think about something else? Is it gonna add it in too? Ugh, I really gotta take a leak.. Okay okay-- I get it! This is Naruto Uzumaki y'know! Okay-- I'm thinking about sending it, let's see.... Oh wait- no I gotta delete tha-
Naruto Uzumaki 🍥 Naruto (ota)
--And I'm telling you, it's fine y'know!!
[Naruto's arrival had him confined to a bed in the infirmary, with scientists or doctors or whoever the hell these people were hovering over him. In fairness to them, if someone showed up with what seems to be a transplanted arm, it should probably get checked out. Things only got weirder as tests and scans begin to show that it's partly his dna, partly not, and why the hell is there genetic code resembling trees in there?
The screeching doesn't stop as the blond teen is doing his best to scramble out of the bed, he doesn't have time for this!]
I already told you guys, I'm fine! I don't need any anti-- anti..uh.. whatever those pills were, I don't need it! Granny Tsunade grew this arm for me and it works just fine! [So there!]
[Slipping past the doctor (?) hovering over him, Naruto is free at last..! Until he realises that he is still in some very blue, very boring hospital wear.]
Uh.. hey. Gimme my clothes back. I gotta go, y'know!
// PART II // KITCHEN
[Being abducted is hard work! After moseying around the facility for a bit, hoping to either find someone he knows or something that give him a clue on how to get home, Naruto eventually comes across the kitchens.
His stomach rumbles, right on cue.
If anyone happens to enter they will find Naruto sitting on the shoulders of one of his own clones, using the extra boost in height to check out the top shelves of some sort of pantry.]
C'mon, Ramen-chan~ I know you're in here~
// NETWORK //
[a text entry appears but it seems to be a bunch of jumbled garbage as someone or something appears to be struggling with teaching naruto how to use the network features.]
Username: Uh- Naruto?
I don't really get how thinking about something can send messages? It doesn't make sense.
Unless it's a super cool mind transfer jutsu like Ino's! Is that what this is? Can I use that now?
Whaddya mean it ain't?
Yeah-- I'm thinking about it now! I see it!
I dunno how that's gonna send to people though.
And how do you know what's going to be sent? What if you're trying to think about a message but then you think about something else? Is it gonna add it in too?
Ugh, I really gotta take a leak..
Okay okay-- I get it! This is Naruto Uzumaki y'know!
Okay-- I'm thinking about sending it, let's see....
Oh wait- no I gotta delete tha-