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Jake T. Dog ([personal profile] doooooog) wrote in [community profile] ximiliugh 2023-02-28 03:36 am (UTC)

[Listen, there are few things in life more jarring than a stranger appearing in your room and claiming to be your long lost sibling. Add some species confusion to the mix, sure, that complicates things even more. Suffice to say, Jake is bracing for a reaction the moment he drops his little bombshell.

But wow. This blobby lady really knew how to blow the roof off the joint.]


And I'm a certified dog, lady! But you ever seen a dog who could do this? [Five or so arms burst out of Jake's neck, rotating around his urgent face with all the flourish of a synchronized swim team. After a beat, all five arms point to Rita.] Or another human who could do that?

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