Well I vibed back at you, then. You scared me! Do you think it's totally normal to walk into a room covered in food debris? Or hearing the sound of what could be a flesh-hungry creature making awful mouth-noises in the back? I could've been facing imminent death!

[Ugh.]

Next time just ask. I would've made you all the macaroni your heart desired!

[He steps closer, recovering pretty quickly from 'horrified' to 'pissy' to 'deeply interested'. You can tell because he adjusts his glasses like a stereotypical nerd.]

Where are you putting all that, anyway? You got multiple stomachs for consumption? Super sensitive glands in there that produces powerfully acidic enzymes? Or is it just a black hole that leads to the seventh circle of hell?