Barking ain't a language, bro, it's a vibe. A you-screamed-first-ya-dingus vibe.
[There's a lot to process here, for both of them. The human had a kid-sized body and a kid-esque face, but. Kinda different, too? Less fresh, maybe. Like the way lettuce gets when you leave it out too long and the sun gets to it.
Not that this guy was lettuce. Lettuce had a distinctly chiller energy.]
And I didn't touch nobody's mac and cheese! [Jake huffs, defensively, like a liar. The proof was smeared across the ground, which he notices exactly one sentence too late.] --And if I did, y'know, my bad I guess but I got extenuating circumstances, man. Y'know, it's not like they feed you in regret orientation!
[Plus all the time spent half-starving, but that wasn't the old kid's business.]
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[There's a lot to process here, for both of them. The human had a kid-sized body and a kid-esque face, but. Kinda different, too? Less fresh, maybe. Like the way lettuce gets when you leave it out too long and the sun gets to it.
Not that this guy was lettuce. Lettuce had a distinctly chiller energy.]
And I didn't touch nobody's mac and cheese! [Jake huffs, defensively, like a liar. The proof was smeared across the ground, which he notices exactly one sentence too late.] --And if I did, y'know, my bad I guess but I got extenuating circumstances, man. Y'know, it's not like they feed you in regret orientation!
[Plus all the time spent half-starving, but that wasn't the old kid's business.]