[That's very rude, Rand. You're lucky Jake kinda enjoys this reaction. Life as a confounding mutant dog is very well-suited to someone who enjoys being the center of attention.
Jake looks up at the kitchen's halogens burning above them. What under these lights was this kid saying, anyway?]
all his kids are older than you rand, get USED TO IT
Jake looks up at the kitchen's halogens burning above them. What under these lights was this kid saying, anyway?]
I'm a dog. Duh?
[Was he gonna give him the bread now, or...?]