[Excuse you, rude dog, they are perfectly serviceable cuts that look just fine for the first time he has ever attempted to carve rabbits out of apples, and anyway he's plenty dexterous with an actual sword, which is a way more useful skill than being able to cut apples uniformly anyway!
And also, he doesn't care what this dog thinks! (Yes he does.)]
I'd like to see you do better! [He's a dog, so he probably can't cook. Right?]
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W-What?!
[Excuse you, rude dog, they are perfectly serviceable cuts that look just fine for the first time he has ever attempted to carve rabbits out of apples, and anyway he's plenty dexterous with an actual sword, which is a way more useful skill than being able to cut apples uniformly anyway!
And also, he doesn't care what this dog thinks! (Yes he does.)]
I'd like to see you do better! [He's a dog, so he probably can't cook. Right?]