[ It would be so easy, so easy, to stretch out a leg and trip this guy. Or pick him up by the scruff and stretch him into another room. Or any other number of creative applications of his powers that resulted in him getting a snack and this very self-righteous man getting stiffed without them.
But then again, this is a hospital. And whoever it was he scared the jeebs out of, he was clearly recuperating from something. And this guy, well... there are only a few reasons a man cuts apples into cute little bunnies. Not many of them could be considered platonic.
So Jake only plucks one rabbit from the plate, stretching it back from the platter in a swift motion. ]
Keep your rabbits, man. [ He inspects the pilfered one for a moment before popping it into his mouth with a satisfying crunch. With his mouth full: ] And next time, sharpen your knife! Those cuts are amateur hour, dude.
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[ It would be so easy, so easy, to stretch out a leg and trip this guy. Or pick him up by the scruff and stretch him into another room. Or any other number of creative applications of his powers that resulted in him getting a snack and this very self-righteous man getting stiffed without them.
But then again, this is a hospital. And whoever it was he scared the jeebs out of, he was clearly recuperating from something. And this guy, well... there are only a few reasons a man cuts apples into cute little bunnies. Not many of them could be considered platonic.
So Jake only plucks one rabbit from the plate, stretching it back from the platter in a swift motion. ]
Keep your rabbits, man. [ He inspects the pilfered one for a moment before popping it into his mouth with a satisfying crunch. With his mouth full: ] And next time, sharpen your knife! Those cuts are amateur hour, dude.