[ iris isn't sure what a paddy frog is, if it's anything like the frogs in his world, but regardless he's pretty sure it isn't much of a compliment. he slumps a little further in his seat, petulantly kicking out with one foot though all he really manages to do is scuff his boot along the ground. ]

Guess I could always just be distraction. [ he really, really hopes there isn't a lot of fighting in these things. ] But I guess even distractions need to last longer than a few seconds.

[ he sighs. ]

What are the chances of people needing a water boy?