Well, in my defense, just about anything can kill you.

[ which is ... actually true, in his opinion, for the most part. though, in this case, it's all most the usual brand of kovacs' deadpan humor.

which probably isn't fair to put on a newcomer, but kovacs isn't exactly known for his empathy. ]

But if you're not gonna take it, I will. Don't get mad if my hair ends up smelling nicer than yours.