me seeing the sparkly glowy tiefling design like yes i will order five

zee you cannot dangle fake marriage in front of me and expect i will not go for that option bc of my trashy ways...... five seconds into a mission and rand has a wife ? ? ?? ?? (windows rebooting sound) who is strange and possibly prone to making a bad situation Worse.

ON TOP OF THAT i doubt alina knows anything legitimate about shepherding beyond things said in passing by mal lmao, rand needs to share the wealth of farmboy knowledge for her to be even 2% convincing.