[Hey what the fuck. There's two people simply called The Doctor who are the same person but look different and also time travel exists???]

... I'm not sure how much I can trust anyone offering time travel as a solution but I'll keep it in mind.
[He feels like he's not going to like the answer to the question of "What are they supposed to be doctors of, exactly?" so he doesn't ask it, for now.]

So do you not have a roommate because of the bed situation?
[Subject change as he disengages slightly to glance around the room again.]