[ gwen's mouth drops open. standing up, she takes the fish in her hands, staring at the…solid chunk of metal in the shape of a fish. there are no openings for bullets, no secret compartments she can feel for poison. it's a fucking metal fish.

it is also the single greatest thing she has seen in her life. ]

Oh, my God. [ her pitch rises to one better heard by dogs when she exclaims, ] Look at the little guy!

Oh, it's got good weight. [ she tosses it lightly from hand to hand like it's not…a whole thing of metal. she grabs it by the tail, and takes the position of a batter. she mimes swinging, clicking her tongue to simulate a strike. ] Yeah, you can definitely knock someone's head off their shoulders with this thing.

[ her blue eyes glimmer excitedly when they find wei wuxian again. ]

Does it have a name? Please tell me it has a name.