[A fish. It's a fish. Literally, it's just a large metal fish.
He grins up at her proudly, the gleam in his eyes the only giveaway that yes, he does in fact realize how ridiculous this is as a weapon. Still he hands it over to her so that she can feel the weight of it. The scales also supply a nice and easy way to grip it.]
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He grins up at her proudly, the gleam in his eyes the only giveaway that yes, he does in fact realize how ridiculous this is as a weapon. Still he hands it over to her so that she can feel the weight of it. The scales also supply a nice and easy way to grip it.]
It's a fish. [said helpfully.]