Lo’ and behold, Captain Jack Harkness, he is giving you that look. Where do you begin with such an assessment? Old and hot? Daddy vibes? Please! He is still trying to make do with the fact that this face perpetually looks cross. There is not one time where the Doctor gets to play good cop, forever cursed to be the pre-destined bad cop of the lot.

But that look of his soon furls into one of soft curiosity. “Is that was this is all about?” He says, pointing out his face.

“I hardly see the resemblance to any human ‘daddy’ figure or a vibe for that matter. The only vibration I’m emitting is untamed eyebrows and Scottish fury.”