Oh, I totally thought I had like tamed this dragon at a magical theme park, but then it turned out to be a whole hoax, which then turned out to be done by my little brother and his friends while they were time-traveling without me. Their adventures are way cooler now that I'm there.

[ Or possible more dangerous, but who is she to know? She only has an idea of what they'd all been getting up to before she'd joined the team and she can't imagine it had been worse than what she's seen, especially if it involved a theme park. ]

And more stylish!